Have Kids; Must Travel

(to the tune of Leaving on a Jet Plane)

All our bags are packed and we're ready to go;
Diapers and wipes and wedding clothes,
Er can't wait to try out bachelorhood!

We're leav-ing for nine whole days
"Out west" because it's fair time
And because I left that place in 2001...

We're leav-ing - in a Grand Prix
With a bag of tricks beside me...
Old Burger King toys and push-pops
Stickers and crayons and candycorn
We'll start off in the early morn
And see how far we go 'til someone cries...